A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop
staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says, "Pull into the next alley." The
Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child", said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, I'm not a nun my name is Jeff and this is a costume....I'm going to a costume
party."
staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says, "Pull into the next alley." The
Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child", said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, I'm not a nun my name is Jeff and this is a costume....I'm going to a costume
party."
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