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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sld" data-source="post: 87695" data-attributes="member: 3234">A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offendyou."She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old asI am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see andhear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could sayor ask that I would find offensive.""Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, youhave to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.."The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'mCatholic!""OK" the Nun says, "Pull into the next alley." TheNun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying."My dear child", said the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm marriedand I'm Jewish."The nun says, "That's OK, I'm not a nun my name is Jeff and this is a costume....I'm going to a costumeparty."<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" />  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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