College professors describe a kiss:
*COMPUTER SCIENCE*
"A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte."
*ALGEBRA*
"A kiss is two divided by nothing."
*PHYSICS*
"A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart."
*CHEMISTRY*
"A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two hearts."
*ACCOUNTING*
"A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when returned."
*ECONOMICS*
"A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher than
the supply."
*PHILOSOPHY*
"A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for
the old."
*THEOLOGY*
"A kiss is divine."
*EARTH SCIENCES*
"A kiss is a clean, green, renewable energy resource that works best when
recycled often."
*PHARMACOLOGY*
"A kiss is an oral stimulant taken by mouth that can often cure what ails
you."
*LAW*
"A kiss is when the party of the first part and the party of the second
part have reached a mutually beneficial understanding that two (2) pair of
lips shall co-exist in, for all practical purposes, the same space and time
for a temporary period."
*POLITICAL SCIENCE*
"A kiss is that which will cost your career if experienced with anyone
other than your spouse."
*ENGINEERING*
"I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with that word."
