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<blockquote data-quote="Dr. NAC" data-source="post: 12710220" data-attributes="member: 379573"><p><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-J1117HvXpRU/TlBCrLuiNTI/AAAAAAAABUs/6-WT6jLdGwE/s1600/Why+the+more+you+kiss+the+more+you+get+thirsty.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">College professors describe a kiss:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*COMPUTER SCIENCE*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*ALGEBRA*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"A kiss is two divided by nothing."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*PHYSICS*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*CHEMISTRY*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two hearts."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*ACCOUNTING*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when returned."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*ECONOMICS*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher than</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">the supply."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*PHILOSOPHY*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">the old."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*THEOLOGY*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"A kiss is divine."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*EARTH SCIENCES*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"A kiss is a clean, green, renewable energy resource that works best when</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">recycled often."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*PHARMACOLOGY*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"A kiss is an oral stimulant taken by mouth that can often cure what ails</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">you."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*LAW*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"A kiss is when the party of the first part and the party of the second</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">part have reached a mutually beneficial understanding that two (2) pair of</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">lips shall co-exist in, for all practical purposes, the same space and time</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">for a temporary period."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*POLITICAL SCIENCE*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"A kiss is that which will cost your career if experienced with anyone</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">other than your spouse."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">*ENGINEERING*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal">"I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with that word." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Teal"> </span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dr. NAC, post: 12710220, member: 379573"] [IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-J1117HvXpRU/TlBCrLuiNTI/AAAAAAAABUs/6-WT6jLdGwE/s1600/Why+the+more+you+kiss+the+more+you+get+thirsty.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Teal"] College professors describe a kiss: *COMPUTER SCIENCE* "A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte." *ALGEBRA* "A kiss is two divided by nothing." *PHYSICS* "A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart." *CHEMISTRY* "A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two hearts." *ACCOUNTING* "A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when returned." *ECONOMICS* "A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher than the supply." *PHILOSOPHY* "A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for the old." *THEOLOGY* "A kiss is divine." *EARTH SCIENCES* "A kiss is a clean, green, renewable energy resource that works best when recycled often." *PHARMACOLOGY* "A kiss is an oral stimulant taken by mouth that can often cure what ails you." *LAW* "A kiss is when the party of the first part and the party of the second part have reached a mutually beneficial understanding that two (2) pair of lips shall co-exist in, for all practical purposes, the same space and time for a temporary period." *POLITICAL SCIENCE* "A kiss is that which will cost your career if experienced with anyone other than your spouse." *ENGINEERING* "I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with that word." [/COLOR][/SIZE] :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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