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<blockquote data-quote="kudos_utopia" data-source="post: 6232629" data-attributes="member: 90660"><p><strong> </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Definitions of a KISS: </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Algebra: a "KISS" is infinity, because it is two divided by nothing (not zero). </strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Geometry: a "KISS" is the shortest distance between two lips. </strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Physics: a "KISS" is the contraction of two mouths, due to the expansion of the heart. </strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Chemistry: a "KISS" is the reaction of an interaction between two hearts. </strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Zoology: a "KISS" is the interchange of friendly salivary bacteria. </strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Physiology: a "KISS" is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction. </strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Dentistry: a "KISS" is both infectious & antiseptic. </strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Accounting: a "KISS" is a credit because it is profitable when returned. </strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Economics: a "KISS" is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply. </strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Statistics: a "KISS" is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of two minds and hearts. </strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Philosophy: a "KISS" is persecution for the child, ecstasy for youth, and homage for the old.</strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of English: a "KISS" is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. </strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Computer Science: What is a "KISS"? It looks to be an undefined variable, whose possible value can equal love. </strong></p><p><strong>Prof. of Architecture: a "KISS" is a process which builds a solid bond between two dynamic objects.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kudos_utopia, post: 6232629, member: 90660"] [B] Definitions of a KISS: Prof. of Algebra: a "KISS" is infinity, because it is two divided by nothing (not zero). Prof. of Geometry: a "KISS" is the shortest distance between two lips. Prof. of Physics: a "KISS" is the contraction of two mouths, due to the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry: a "KISS" is the reaction of an interaction between two hearts. Prof. of Zoology: a "KISS" is the interchange of friendly salivary bacteria. Prof. of Physiology: a "KISS" is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction. Prof. of Dentistry: a "KISS" is both infectious & antiseptic. Prof. of Accounting: a "KISS" is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Prof. of Economics: a "KISS" is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply. Prof. of Statistics: a "KISS" is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of two minds and hearts. Prof. of Philosophy: a "KISS" is persecution for the child, ecstasy for youth, and homage for the old. Prof. of English: a "KISS" is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. Prof. of Computer Science: What is a "KISS"? It looks to be an undefined variable, whose possible value can equal love. Prof. of Architecture: a "KISS" is a process which builds a solid bond between two dynamic objects.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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