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[FONT="]Buy a Mac[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]
I was against it and an argument started.[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]
I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]
He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"
And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]
I was against it and an argument started.[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]
I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]
He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"
And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]Is Windows a Virus[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
The crowded store
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line...
"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line...
"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito from her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito from her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
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A man goes to chemist : I need to busy poison
Chemist : I can't sell u that...
Man shows his wife photo
Chemist : Sorry! I din know u had a prescription!!!
A man goes to chemist : I need to busy poison
Chemist : I can't sell u that...
Man shows his wife photo
Chemist : Sorry! I din know u had a prescription!!!
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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!
Why did the little boy push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!
Why did the little boy push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
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