Language Problems
There was this Asian lady married to an English
gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was
not very proficient in English, but managed to
communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her
request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to
show her thighs as she pointed to a whole chicken in
the display case. The butcher got the message and the
lady went home with chicken legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she
unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts
as she pointed to the whole chicken. The lady got what
she wanted.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought
her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!!!!