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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 9644994" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>    An Irish priest was transferred to St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church. </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>    Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Ballina parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of the front lawn.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>    Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station.  </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>    The conversation went like  this:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>    ''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>    "And the best of the day ter yer good self. This is Father O'Malley at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead right in der middle of me front lawn."</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>    Sergeant Jones,  considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a  smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression  that you people took care of the last rites!"</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>    There was dead silence on the line for a long moment and then Father O'Malley replied: </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>    "Ah, 'to be sure, that is true;  but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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