Last Rites

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  • Oct 3, 2006
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    An Irish priest was transferred to St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church.

    Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Ballina parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of the front lawn.

    Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station.

    The conversation went like this:

    ''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
    "And the best of the day ter yer good self. This is Father O'Malley at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead right in der middle of me front lawn."

    Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

    There was dead silence on the line for a long moment and then Father O'Malley replied:

    "Ah, 'to be sure, that is true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."