1. MOM...CAN YOU BUY ME A BRA?
"Mum, can I ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's just proper that I
should own one."
"And what is this 'one' you're referring to?"
"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
"No."
"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention."
"Nope."
"It will be just proper at my age..."
"I said no way...!"
"But all of my friends wear......!"
"David! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!?"
2. WHO SHOT THE BEAR?
An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor's office.
He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in my whole life. In fact,
I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child. What do you
think of that?"
The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let me tell you a story. I
know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But
one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant
grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the
bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do
you think of that?"
The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that
bear!"
"EXACTLY" says the doctor.
3. BIOLOGY LESSON
At a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
"Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
A student replied: "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them
down."
Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than
gals?"
Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the
guy's balls."
"Mum, can I ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's just proper that I
should own one."
"And what is this 'one' you're referring to?"
"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
"No."
"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention."
"Nope."
"It will be just proper at my age..."
"I said no way...!"
"But all of my friends wear......!"
"David! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!?"
2. WHO SHOT THE BEAR?
An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor's office.
He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in my whole life. In fact,
I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child. What do you
think of that?"
The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let me tell you a story. I
know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But
one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant
grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the
bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do
you think of that?"
The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that
bear!"
"EXACTLY" says the doctor.
3. BIOLOGY LESSON
At a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
"Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
A student replied: "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them
down."
Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than
gals?"
Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the
guy's balls."
