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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Haazi" data-source="post: 12773438" data-attributes="member: 16430">      Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.      Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.      Teacher : Why ?      Student : There is no future in it.      Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have ?      Ted : $10.      Teacher : You don't know maths.      Ted : You don't know my father!     Mother : David, come here.      David : Yes, mum ?      Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.      David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.      Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.      Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test ?      Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8      Father : So ?      Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the     right answer ?     A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.      Daughter : It's mummy!      Father : How do you know ?      Daughter : She didn't say anything.      Girl : Do you love me ?      Boy : Yes Dear      Girl : Would you die for me ?      Boy : No, mine is undying love      Man : How old is your father ?      Boy : As old as me      Man : How can that be ?      Boy : He became a father only when I was born      Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.      Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.      Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?      Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!      Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!      Son : That's why I say she's no good!      A teacher was asking her class:      ' What is the difference between ' unlawful ' and ' illegal ' ? '      Only one hand shot up.      ' Ok, answer, Joan ' said the teacher.      ' unlawful ' is when you do something the law doesn't allow and ' illegal ' is a sick eagle. '      Teacher : ' How come you do not comb your hair ? '      Ah Kow : ' No comb, Sir. '      Teacher : ' Use your dad's then. '      Ah Kow : ' No hair, Sir. '      A boy came home from school with his exam results.      ' What did you get ? ' asked his father.      ' My marks are under water, ' said the boy.      ' What do you mean ' under water ' ? '      ' They are all below 'C' (sea) level '......... Some are old jokes...anyway if you like... Just give a Rep & Bump<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /></blockquote>

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