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InnocentDevil

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Physics would have been much, much easier
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The tree itself had fallen on Newton's head instead of the apple...
 

InnocentDevil

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Ultimate one.... Man,wife and dog...

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most Unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one About 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man Walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in Single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, And I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral Like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is It?"

The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first One asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Join the queue."
 

InnocentDevil

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Unmarried Girl Gets Pregnant

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.

Scared,

She confides this 'news' to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?

I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and theGirl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse,
a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, If there is a miscarriage or unsucessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand

Firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!"
 

InnocentDevil

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How Do You Know When Love FADES?

A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the k itc hen:
"What would you like for dinner, Sweetie? Chicken, beef or l amb ?"

He said, "Thank you; I'll have chicken."


She said "Shut up! You're having soup. I was talking to the dog."
 

echo

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Ultimate one.... Man,wife and dog...

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most Unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one About 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man Walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in Single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, And I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral Like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is It?"

The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first One asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Join the queue."


ado this one i heard in ma accounts class... copied from there neh... hehe...
 

Mayan19

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    Unmarried Girl Gets Pregnant

    A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.

    Scared,

    She confides this 'news' to her mother.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?

    I want to know!"

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and theGirl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse,
    a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

    If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

    However, If there is a miscarriage or unsucessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand

    Firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!"

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: