Letter to her mother

shaggy

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~With ma ShImMii gal~
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With a terrible premonition, she reads it, her hands trembling..............

Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I have found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that,
Mom.......I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, and for Ahmed to get better...he deserves it. Don't
worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,! Judith

PS: Mom, it's ! not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than
the school report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

DJ.Parker

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shaggy said:
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With a terrible premonition, she reads it, her hands trembling..............

Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I have found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that,
Mom.......I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, and for Ahmed to get better...he deserves it. Don't
worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,! Judith

PS: Mom, it's ! not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than
the school report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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