Lil Dick

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  • Jan 3, 2017
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    18+ ඒවා තිබේ. පොඩි උන් හැරිලා යන්න. බලපන් මුගේ ඒවා කොහොමද කියලා. හැම සින්දුවකවම වගේ පට්ට ඉස්ටෝරියක් තියෙන්නේ. lyrics එහෙම පට්ටම තියෙනවා.
    මේක ඉවර වෙනකම් බලපන්. ආතල් සින් ටිකක් තියෙනවා. ED Shereen නුත් ඉන්නවා.

    හු*න්න බලන් බදින උන්ට ඇත්තටම වෙන වැඩේ


    ගෑනු එක්ක කතා කරන්න ගියාම වෙන දේ. පල්ලෙහා lyrics ඇති එකත් කියවගෙන පල


    Ey, ey Dmn!
    L tapped twice on some ass like grams
    (I just fucked)
    Now what I'm doing?
    I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
    I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
    I just finished spazzin' on a bitch
    Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
    I'm like girl that was great, talk about a connection
    Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?
    She like yeah that was nice, I enjoyed myself
    Great, yeah
    She like can you reach that shelf for my phone?
    I'll take care the alarm
    I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?"
    She like yeah, we just had sex
    What did you think?
    I was just gonna fuck you and leave?
    No, I I hadn't thought that far ahead
    But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt?
    Oh, can you not tickle my hair?
    It's just a personal thing, it's not you
    Okay sorry for doing it
    No, no, it’s just a personal thing, it’s not you
    Okay cool. Yeah
    Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota?
    Only thing I know is that it's cold
    Break it down, how's it compare to living in LA?
    Well, I can't compare them they're so different
    Y'know what I'm sayin?
    Yeah, for sure
    She like apples to oranges
    Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya
    What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?
    She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do?
    She like he in the Army
    Oh, true
    Uhh, do you fuck with the war?
    She like huh, what did you just say?
    Huh, like just now?
    Yeah
    Do you fuck to the war?
    No, I don't fuck with the war
    I'm like no, I don't fuck with the war
    Just don't know how to react to the forces
    I should have just thanked you of course -
    Uh, why would you thank me?
    Uh, I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay
    While we on the topic
    I been actually thinking about some shit
    About the Army and Navy
    What if tomorrow is the day
    That the fucking aliens came
    And invaded our nation?
    Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?
    Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships?
    So not at all, like would they just walk up in this motherfucker
    Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us
    And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate
    Without a hint of intimidation?
    Or could we do some shit to be making they heart race?
    Granted I don't know the alien heart, but
    You get what the fuck I'm sayin?
    Like what the fuck would it be like?
    Would they be like Earth go hard?
    Or is it just another conquest?
    Or would they be like damn earth go hard
    They was harder than Simian
    You ever talk to your brother about this uh type of stuff?
    Then she like no
    I'm like well what you think?
    She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be
    I'm like girl what you mean?
    She like I don't believe
    In the war?
    In aliens
    Oh hold up
    Hold up, wait
    Girl what you sayin?
    That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?
    I guess
    What an enormous coincidence that shit would be
    Do you see what I'm sayin'?
    I can't hear what you're sayin'
    Well the universe always expanding
    There are infinite galaxies
    Why would we be the anomaly?
    She like that's no coincidence
    I call that shit God
    I'm like oh you're religious, bitch
    You think it's all God
    No, I know it's all God
    No, I know that there might be a God
    First off, nobody knows there's a God
    Girl I think we should drop this
    No, what's goin' on in your brain right now?
    Brain uhh, brain on some other shit though
    I been all up in the club for the year hey brain
    I been killin' shit don't mind me
    I'm just top flight
    I could sure use a Sprite
    I'm thirsty as fuck
    Who gettin money?
    That's brain
    Who make decisions?
    That's brain
    Who make the hits?
    That's been brain
    Who run the whole operation?
    That be brain
    (Brain, can you just get back to the issue here)
    Uh, can you just remind the brain?
    (You're such an idiot, we're talking about God and if he exists)
    Don't call brain names
    The brain couldn't recall
    But if I'm not mistaken this bitch to my left
    Guaranteed there's a god
    (I believe in a god, yes)
    So god never wrong
    God never wrong, right?
    Yeah, that's like the whole point
    (Brain just get there, please)
    Hold up
    So god made the earth
    And god was like hold up, this shit is boring
    It need more shit
    God was like Imma put dinosaurs on that bitch
    Dinosaurs on that bitch
    Then he like why I put dinosaurs on that shit?
    What is your brain even saying?
    Can he get to the point?
    Hold up brain you just did it
    God ain't wrong what the fuck was he thinking
    About what?
    Bitch, the dinosaurs
    He made the Earth for them
    But then he like nah?
    Dinosaurs are just blah?
    What's your point?
    I'mma cook up some blondes?
    Like he was way off
    I don't look like a dinosaur
    Ho them things 35 feet
    I'm like 5 foot 11
    But on Tinder I'm 6 foot
    Seen that Brachiosaurus
    That thing fuckin' neck go to heaven
    And that's just an expression bitch
    There ain't no heaven
    Ha, funny
    I'm just messin' but if he ain't wrong
    I guess this the exception
    Can I talk now?
    Go ahead
    Look
    Everything in life has purpose
    You, chickens, a midget at a circus
    What?
    I don't interpret
    She like that's not for me to determine
    So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?
    That's not for me to determine
    But ok
    I'm just a person
    Okay, but think of the root of the argument girl
    View how we started this girl, like you don't believe in the aliens
    You confine God to earth girl, I find that shit silly salient
    I just don't presume to know the plan
    Bitch me neither but that's not what I've been sayin
    But what are you sayin?
    Why can't God fuck with aliens?
    Why can't Earth just be like a fucking small side project for this guy?
    Ok, look we just don't see eye to eye
    Yeah but logically like you don't believe in your side
    Yeah but you're like bringing up fucking dinosaurs
    Like we could have shared the earth with them nobody knows
    Yeah, there is hard soil evidence girl
    Like what's next you don't fuck with Pangaea?
    She like lets change the subject
    Ok
    (This bitch don't know about Pangaea, uhm)
    Brain leave it alone
    I'm starving, are you hungry by chance?
    Oh my god I'm so hungry
    Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?
    Fuck yeah. fuck yeah, I'm on it
    Also I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing
    Come on dude I'm a grown up
    I'm capable of having intelligent conversations
    Okay, I just fuck it
    Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni
    Ugh
    Sausage?
    How can you eat that shit?
    No, no, no, this not Dominoes
    This legit, is high quality meat and shit
    No, no, I'm vegetarian
    Oh right, well we can get half pepperoni
    And half of whatever you like
    Uh, ew, I can't have that shit
    In the same box
    Seriously? You're that against meat?
    No, I'm that against us being gluttonous
    Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eaten
    Okay, is it how we treat them?
    Uh, that sure doesn't help
    Ok
    She like I'm not opposed to us hunting
    But now we not trackin' them down
    We just breed them to eat
    That's disgusting
    You should honestly read on the subject
    Alright hold up
    Just because we're not running around with a bow and arrow
    Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens
    We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough
    To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want
    That's my point we just incubate animals
    Instead of just letting them live how they come
    But, that's just your God at work bitch
    Why we go hard on earth
    What you think would happen right now
    If you left my place
    And there were like three wolves waiting for you
    Wolves?
    Bitch, they would tear your ass up
    Viciously
    Like they would eat your titties
    And your pussy
    That's what they do
    And your face and shit
    Humans are smarter bitch
    That's what we do
    She like apples to oranges
    Bitch that phrase don't make no sense
    Why can't fruit be compared?
    She like I'm gonna leave
    There's just all of these conflicting principles
    Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza
    I will, that's my god given right
    She like where is my bag?
    Oh that leather one next to the trash?
    That's the one right? Made out of cow, I think?
    Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area?
    So you don't eat the meat, you just be wearing the shit
    I'm not listening dude
    That's barbaric as shit
    Do you come from the vikings?
    Why are you even still talking?
    Do you take peoples land?
    Do you fuck with the war?
    How are there no Ubers anywhere?
    Just download Lyft, they are bigger in presence out here
    I don't wanna add shit to my phone
    Okay the choices are clear, ho
    Ubers are not around here at all
    Taxis will come but they real slow
    And the brain gotta poop
    T minus 5 till the brain gotta shit
    I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitchy
    Uhh, look do you just want to sleep here?
    Uhh no thanks
    It's past 2 am
    I'm not sharing a bed with you
    You can sleep in my bed, I'll just sleep on the floor
    Fine, you're sure?
    Yeah, it's cool
    I won't throw you out to the wolves
    Oh my god, you are so annoying
    I couldn't help myself
    But can you at least throw me a pillow?
    I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
    I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
    I just finished spazzin' on a bitch
    Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
    Brain gotta poop still
    Please don't neglect the brain
    Please don't neglect the brain
    Hold on, is that my Lyft?
    Nah, I got a pizza
    Full pepperoni too
    So, you're not gonna wanna be a part of it
    (But first you should poop)
    (Please don't neglect the brain)


     

    Voltage

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  • Feb 6, 2012
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    ඔව්, ඩයි ඩන්!
    L ග්රෑම් වැනි බෑවුමේ දෙවරක් තට්ටු කළා
    (මම උඹේ)
    දැන් මම මොකක්ද කරන්නේ?
    මම නිකන් කොට්ටයක් එක්ක කතා කරනවා
    මම නිකන් කොට්ටයක් එක්ක කතා කරනවා
    මම ඉස්සරහට බැරෑරුම් වැඩ කළා
    දැන් මම කොට්ටයක් එක්ක බැල්ලි එක්ක කතා කරනවා
    මම ඉන්නේ ශ්රේෂ්ඨ කෙල්ලක් වගේ, සම්බන්ධයක් ගැන කතා කරන්න
    මගේ ප්රශංසාවට මා පමණක්, ඔබ මගේ තක්සේරුව බෙදාගන්නේ ද?
    ඇය හරිම ආදරෙයි, මම භුක්ති වින්දෙමි
    ඔව්, ඔව්
    ඇය මගේ දුරකථනයට එම පෙට්ටිය වෙත ළඟා විය හැකිද?
    මම අනතුරු අඟවන්නෙ
    මම "ඔහ්, උදේට නින්දට වගේ?"
    ඔව්, ඔව්, අපි ලිංගිකව හැසිරුණා
    ඔබ සිතුවේ කුමක්ද?
    මම ඔයාව නවත්තලා යන්නද?
    නැහැ, මම ඒ ගැන හිතුවේ නැහැ
    ඇත්ත වශයෙන්ම, මම ඔබට ටී-ෂර්ට් එකක් ලබා ගත හැකිද?
    ඔහ්, ඔයා මගේ කොණ්ඩෙ ලිස්සන්නද?
    ඒක පුද්ගලික දෙයක් විතරයි, ඒක නෙවෙයි
    හරිද කණගාටුයි
    නෑ, නැහැ, ඒක නිකම්ම පුද්ගලික දෙයක්, ඒක නෙවෙයි
    හොදයි. ඔව්
    උහ්හ්, ඉතින් ඔයා මිනින්ෙටෝවෙන්ද?
    මම දන්නවා විතරයි ඒක සීතලයි කියලා
    එය බිඳ හෙලන්න, කොහොමද එය ලිස්බන් ජීවත් වන්නේ කෙසේද?
    හොඳයි, මට ඒවාට සන්සන්දනය කරන්න බැහැ
    මම කියන්නේ මොකක්ද කියලා?
    ඔව්, නිසැකවම
    ඇය ඇපල් දොඩම් වලට කැමතියි
    ඔව්, හොඳයි, ඔබට ඒවා තවමත් සැසඳිය හැකි නමුත් මම ඔබට ඇසෙනවා
    ඔබේ පවුල සමඟ ගණුදෙනුව කුමක්ද? සහෝදර සහෝදරියන්ට?
    ඇය මට සහෝදරයෙක් ඉන්නවා වගේ, මම එයා කරන දේ වගේද?
    ඇය හමුදාවට කැමතියි
    ඔහ්, ඇත්ත
    උහ්, ඔයාට යුද්ධේ තියනවද?
    ඇය huh, ඔබ මොකක්ද කිව්වේ?
    හහ්, දැන්ම වගේ?
    ඔව්