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Message: <blockquote data-quote="IveyStyle" data-source="post: 8784116" data-attributes="member: 300727">An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."So  the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to  alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone.  He then orders three more.The bartender says, "Sir, I know you  like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an  eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."The  man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia  and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday  night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three  Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.Every  week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in  and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.The  bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just  like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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