There's a husband and wife, the husband is a farmer. The wife comes running out to the farmer...
Wife: "You're never going to believe this, I'm pregnant!"
Farmer: "Wow, seriously? - That's a coincidence, all my hens have had baby chicks today!"
Wife: "Oh wow, how did you do it?"
Farmer: "It was easy, I just used a different cock"
Wife: "Ha! - What a coincidence! - So did I!"
Wife: "You're never going to believe this, I'm pregnant!"
Farmer: "Wow, seriously? - That's a coincidence, all my hens have had baby chicks today!"
Wife: "Oh wow, how did you do it?"
Farmer: "It was easy, I just used a different cock"
Wife: "Ha! - What a coincidence! - So did I!"
