Look Out For The Following Computer Viruses!
MIKE TYSON VIRUS
# Quits after two bytes.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
# Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
# Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
# Deletes all old files.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
# Disks can no longer be inserted.
DISNEY VIRUS
# Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
PROZAC VIRUS
# Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
# Only attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
# Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
# Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
VIAGRA VIRUS
# Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
LEWINSKY VIRUS
# Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
Just fun
MIKE TYSON VIRUS
# Quits after two bytes.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
# Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
# Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
# Deletes all old files.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
# Disks can no longer be inserted.
DISNEY VIRUS
# Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
PROZAC VIRUS
# Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
# Only attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
# Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
# Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
VIAGRA VIRUS
# Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
LEWINSKY VIRUS
# Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
Just fun
