Love and Marriage

[neroshan]

Love and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Love and Marriage

Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.

Conclusion:

“Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!!!” ​

 

[pramodi]

WHY DO U THINK THAT THE LOVE IS BLIEND AND MARREGES ARE OPEN EYE?I THINK LOVE IS NOT BLIND AT ALL! CZ THE HEART CHOOSE ONLY THE ONE WHO FEELS THATS GOOD 4 THE HEART.BUT SOME TIMES IN THE MARREGES IT MUST B DONE 4 SOME ONES PUSH.SOO ALL AT THE TIME LOVE IS NOT BLIND CZ IT IS TOUCH N' TASTED 4M THE TRUE FEELINGS N' IT'S NOT SO EASY 2 WIN TRUE LOVE!

 

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[kau]

sooooooooooooooo
are all these meant to be jokes or wat ????????????
cz i really disagree with those lines