Husband: Oh, come on!
Wife: Leave me alone.
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot the darndest time.
Husband: If you love me, I wouldn't have to beg.
Wife: If you love me, you'll be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore!
Wife: Yes, I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please........Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Wife: All right.....I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter, needs a flashlight>
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for haven't sake, feel it.
Wife: There, are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh....yeah!
Wife: Is it far enough?
Husband: Oh...that's good.
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Wife: Now, GO TO BED, and from now on, when you want the window open,
DO IT YOURSELF!!!
Jesus! What are you guys thinking about!
