A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was
different each
week. The magician did the same tricks over and over
again.
There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the
shows each
week
and
began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of
the show.
"Look, it's not the same hat!" or
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.
It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship
unfortunately sank,
drowning
almost all who were on board.
The Magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood
floating in the
middle
of the Sea with, and as fate would have it, with the
parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter
a word. This
went
on
for a day... and then 2 days... and then 3 days. Finally
on the 4th
day,
the
Parrot could not hold back any longer and Said......
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>.
>>>
>>>.
>>>
>>>.
>>>
>>>.
>>>
>>>.
>>>
>>>.
>>>
OK, I give up. Where's the f*cking ship?"
different each
week. The magician did the same tricks over and over
again.
There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the
shows each
week
and
began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of
the show.
"Look, it's not the same hat!" or
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.
It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship
unfortunately sank,
drowning
almost all who were on board.
The Magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood
floating in the
middle
of the Sea with, and as fate would have it, with the
parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter
a word. This
went
on
for a day... and then 2 days... and then 3 days. Finally
on the 4th
day,
the
Parrot could not hold back any longer and Said......
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>.
>>>
>>>.
>>>
>>>.
>>>
>>>.
>>>
>>>.
>>>
>>>.
>>>
OK, I give up. Where's the f*cking ship?"
