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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Po Di-Al" data-source="post: 6750299" data-attributes="member: 215798"> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> ADD REP+ IF U LIKE IT <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" />  1.Your  birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom  factory. 2.A wife is  a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 3.Impotence  : Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings…….” 4.There are  only two four letter words that are offensive to men – don’t and stop, unless  they are used together. 5.Panties :  Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on  earth  6.There are  three stages of sex in a man’s life : Tri weekly, Try weekly and Try  weakly. 7.Virginity  can be cured. 8.Virginity  is not dignity, its lack of opportunity  9.Having  sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a  good hand.  10.I tried  phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. 11.Marriage  is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy 12.Q. What  is an Australian kiss?A.The same  thing as a French kiss, only down under.  13.A couple  just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she  was happy with the Thing…….  14.Q. What  are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life? A.Life  sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t  15.Q. Why do  men find it difficult to make eye contact?A.Breasts  don’t have eyes. 16.Despite  the old saying, ‘ Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with  their wives!!Send to  the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor.</blockquote>

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