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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kad_0932" data-source="post: 5155310" data-attributes="member: 63269"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The guy says, "Who is this?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"This is the maid.", answered the woman. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"We don't have a maid!" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"What do I have to do?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"Throw them in the swimming pool!" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"What?! There's no pool here?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Long pause... "Uh .... is this 832-4821?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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