MAID WANTS A PAY INCREASEA maid in a Sri Lankan home wanted a pay increase.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Mary, why do you want an increase?"
Mary: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Mary: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Mary: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Mary: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Mary: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Mary: "No Madam, the driver did."
