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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gazaly" data-source="post: 710598" data-attributes="member: 10197"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">actually either male or female.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">1.<strong>FREEZER BAGS:</strong> They are male, because they hold everything in, but you</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">can see right through them.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2.<strong>PHOTOCOPIERS:</strong> These are female, because once turned off, it takes a</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the wrong buttons.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">3.<strong>TYRES:</strong> Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">inflated.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">4.<strong>HOT AIR BALLOONS:</strong> Also a male object, because to get them to go</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">anywhere, you have to light a fire under their a*se</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">5.<strong>SPONGES:</strong> These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">retain water.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">6.<strong>WEB PAGES:</strong> Female, because they're constantly being looked at and</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">frequently getting hit on.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">7.<strong>TRAINS:</strong> Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">for picking up people.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">8.<strong>EGG TIMERS:</strong> Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">shifts to the bottom.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">9.<strong>HAMMERS:</strong> Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">at all and are occasionally handy to have around.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">10.<strong>THE REMOTE CONTROL:</strong> Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">just keeps trying</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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