You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female.
actually either male or female.
1.FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.
2.PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device
if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push
the wrong buttons.
3.TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated.
4.HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their a*se
5.SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and
retain water.
6.WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.
7.TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
for picking up people.
8.EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.
9.HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed
at all and are occasionally handy to have around.
10.THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be
male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he
just keeps trying
