kasunsankalpana

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  • Apr 25, 2007
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    MAN: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.

    DOCTOR: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, I am a veterinary doctor.

    MAN: No, Doctor, I have come to you. Only

    DOCTOR: But, gentleman I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

    MAN: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only. Not to get Panadol.

    DOCTOR: I cannot treat you. Because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a 100% human being and not an animal.

    MAN: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first

    DOCTOR: OK. Tell me.

    MAN: I sleep vigilantly like a dog. Snoozing, barking during sleeping due to over fatigue & thinking about my workload tomorrow.

    I get up in the morning like a chicken. Kok kok kowwww.

    I go to work running like a horse, kicking

    I work all the day like a donkey sometimes “SOWAY SOWAYA” slows slowly

    I run around for 11 months like a bull without any rest.

    I wag my tail like a dog in front of all my Bosses

    I play with my children like a monkey - if I get time.

    I am like a Rabbit (lewd all the time) before my wife

    DOCTOR: Do you work in Gulf?

    MAN: of course Yes, long time working in Gulf

    DOCTOR: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning

    Itself that you are working in Gulf. So that you should not waste my time…