The husband had just finished reading the book. "MAN
OF THE HOUSE". He
stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his
wife.
Pointing
a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want
you to know that I
am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when I'm finished
eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert
afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so
I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replies, "The funeral director..."
OF THE HOUSE". He
stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his
wife.
Pointing
a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want
you to know that I
am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when I'm finished
eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert
afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so
I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replies, "The funeral director..."
