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<blockquote data-quote="sam@" data-source="post: 5931882" data-attributes="member: 27411"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Orange"> Equation 1</span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">Donkey = eat + sleep</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">Therefore,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">Human = Donkey + work + enjoy</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">Therefore,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">Human - enjoy = Donkey + work</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">In other words,</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Human that doesn't know to enjoy = Donkey that work</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 15px">Equation 2</span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">Men = eat + sleep + earn money</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">Donkeys = eat + sleep</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">Therefore,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">Men = Donkeys + earn money</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">Therefore,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'">Men - earn money = Donkeys</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p> In other words,</p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">Men that don't earn money = Donkeys</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p> ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====</p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Orange"> Equation 3</span></span></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Women = eat + sleep + spend</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Donkeys = eat + sleep</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Therefore,gu</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Women = Donkeys + spend</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Therefore,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Women - spend = Donkeys</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"> In other words,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">Women that don't spend = Donkeys</span></span></p><p></p><p> ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====</p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">To Conclude:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">From Equation 2and Equation 3</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">So, we have?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sam@, post: 5931882, member: 27411"] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Orange"] Equation 1[/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Lucida Console"] Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words,[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="3"] Human that doesn't know to enjoy = Donkey that work [/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Orange"][SIZE="4"] Equation 2[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Lucida Console"]Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] In other words, [SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"] Men that don't earn money = Donkeys[/COLOR] [/SIZE] ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==== [SIZE="4"] [COLOR="Orange"] Equation 3[/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT="Lucida Console"] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="3"]Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore,gu Women = Donkeys + spend Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys [/SIZE][/COLOR] [/FONT] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"] In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys[/SIZE][/COLOR] ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===== [SIZE="4"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"] To Conclude: From Equation 2and Equation 3 [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="3"] Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend. So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1) And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2) So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money[/SIZE][/COLOR] Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude, [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"] Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together![/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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