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<blockquote data-quote="udaragun" data-source="post: 10508072" data-attributes="member: 297923"><p>Equation 1</p><p> </p><p>Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy</p><p>Donkey = eat + sleep</p><p> </p><p>Therefore:</p><p>Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy</p><p> </p><p>Therefore:</p><p>Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work</p><p> </p><p>In other words,</p><p>A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.</p><p> </p><p>++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +</p><p>Equation 2</p><p> </p><p>Man = eat + sleep + earn money</p><p>Donkey = eat + sleep</p><p> </p><p>Therefore:</p><p>Man = Donkey + earn money</p><p> </p><p>Therefore:</p><p>Man-earn money = Donkey</p><p> </p><p>In other words,</p><p>Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey</p><p> </p><p>++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +</p><p>Equation 3</p><p> </p><p>Woman= eat + sleep + spend</p><p>Donkey = eat + sleep</p><p> </p><p>Therefore:</p><p>Woman = Donkey + spend</p><p>Woman - spend = Donkey</p><p> </p><p>In other words,</p><p>Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey</p><p> </p><p>++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +</p><p>To Conclude:</p><p>From Equation 2 and Equation 3</p><p> </p><p>Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend</p><p> </p><p>So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!</p><p>And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!</p><p> </p><p>So, We have:</p><p>Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money</p><p> </p><p>Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude</p><p> </p><p>Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!</p><p></p><p>source-Email</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="udaragun, post: 10508072, member: 297923"] Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey In other words, Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + Equation 3 Woman= eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend Woman - spend = Donkey In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! source-Email [/QUOTE]
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