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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Thilina Sandaruwan" data-source="post: 7298800" data-attributes="member: 131814">[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]ROMANCE MATHEMATICS [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Smart  man + smart woman = romance [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Smart  man + dumb woman = affair [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Dumb  man + smart woman = marriage [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Dumb  man + dumb woman = pregnancy [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]____________  _________ _________ [/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT]  OFFICE  AR ITHMETIC[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Smart  boss +  smart employee = profit [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Smart  boss + dumb employee = production [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Dumb   boss + smart employee = promotion [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Dumb  boss + dumb employee = overtime   [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]____________  _________ ________[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant  Garde]   [/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT]  SHOPPING  MATH[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A  man will pay $20  for a $10 item he needs. [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A  woman will pay $10 for a $20 item20that she  doesn't need. [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]____________  _________ ________[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant  Garde]   [/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT]  GENERAL  EQUATIONS  & STATISTICS [FONT=Century  Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A  woman worries  about the future until she gets a husband. [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A  man never worries about the  future until he gets a wife. [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A  successful man is one who makes more  money than his wife can spend. [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A  successful woman is one who can find  such a man. [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]____________  _________ ________ [/FONT]  [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT]  [FONT=Century Gothic,  Avant Garde] [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]HAPPINESS[/FONT]  [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]To  be happy with  a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a  little. [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]To  be happy  with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to  understand her at all.   [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]____________  _________ _________[/FONT]  [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT]  [FONT=Times New Roman, Times] [/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde] [/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]LONGEVITY[/FONT]  [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Married  men live  longer than single men do, [/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]but  married men are a lot more willing to die.   [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]____________  _________ _________[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant  Garde]   [/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT]  [FONT=Century Gothic,  Avant Garde] [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]PROPENSITY   TO CHANGE[/FONT][FONT=Century  Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A  woman marries a  man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A  man marries a woman  expecting that she won't change, and she does.   [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]____________  _________ ________ [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic,   Avant  Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT]  [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant  Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]DISCUSSION   TECHNIQUE[/FONT][FONT=Century  Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A  woman has the  last word in any argument. [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Anything  a man says after that is the  beginning of a new argument.[/FONT]__ ____________  _________ ______   [FONT=Century Gothic,  Avant Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant  Garde][/FONT]     [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]HOW   TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED   [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Old20aunts  used  to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,  telling  me, "You're next.." [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]They  stopped after I started doing the same thing to them  at funerals. [/FONT]</blockquote>

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