[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Smart man + smart woman = romance
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Smart man + dumb woman = affair
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE AR ITHMETIC[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Smart boss + smart employee = profit
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Smart boss + dumb employee = production
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item20that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]LONGEVITY[/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Married men live longer than single men do,
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[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A woman has the last word in any argument.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Old20aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next.." [/FONT]
[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Smart man + smart woman = romance
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Smart man + dumb woman = affair
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Smart boss + smart employee = profit
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Smart boss + dumb employee = production
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item20that she doesn't need.
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[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]HAPPINESS[/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]LONGEVITY[/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Married men live longer than single men do,
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[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]PROPENSITY TO CHANGE[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde][/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]A woman has the last word in any argument.
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED [/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]
[/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]Old20aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next.." [/FONT]
[FONT=Century Gothic, Avant Garde]They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [/FONT]
