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Message: <blockquote data-quote="crazycombo" data-source="post: 3987499" data-attributes="member: 110733">Alex Ferguson is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a 'tragedy'. One little boy stands up and offers "that if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street and a car came along and killed him that would be a tragedy." "No", The United manager says "that would be an ACCIDENT."  A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved..... that would be a tragedy." .... "I'm afraid not." explains Ferguson. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."  The room is silent, none of the children volunteer. "What?" asks Ferguson. "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says "If an aeroplane carrying Martin Edwards Alex Ferguson and Manchester United players was blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy." "Wonderful," Fergie beams. "Marvellous, and can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"  "Well," says the boy "because it wouldn't be an accident and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."</blockquote>

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