Marriage Certificate & Wife's Photo

Oct 26, 2008
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Marriage Certificate


Wife : Honey.... What are You Looking for?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an

hour??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.



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Wife's Photo


Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"


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