Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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The Feelings:
What ' s the difference between [FONT=<br> Tahoma]s[/FONT]tress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: "u know the importance of period?"
Kid: "Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away".
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, "All these kids are yours?"
"No, Madam, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints".
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Son asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says," you are my son, I ' m confident. Your friend is also my son, that ' s confidential!"
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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The Feelings:
What ' s the difference between [FONT=<br> Tahoma]s[/FONT]tress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: "u know the importance of period?"
Kid: "Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away".
**********
Women asked man who is traveling with six children, "All these kids are yours?"
"No, Madam, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints".
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Son asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says," you are my son, I ' m confident. Your friend is also my son, that ' s confidential!"
