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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ANGELO89" data-source="post: 2320395" data-attributes="member: 109490"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #FF4040"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #FF4040"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">He shoots his friend to death.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #FF4040"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">**********</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><u>"Without Information Fighting Everytime</u>"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon">Wife replies," No, It means ,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon">"With Idiot For Ever !!!"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">********** </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #60bf00"><span style="color: #60BF00"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The Feelings:</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: #60bf00"><span style="color: #60BF00"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #60bf00"><span style="color: #60BF00"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: #60bf00"><span style="color: #60BF00">What ' s the difference between </span></span></span></span></span><strong><strong>[FONT=<br> Tahoma]<span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #60bf00"><span style="color: #60BF00">s</span></span></span>[/FONT]</strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #60bf00"><span style="color: #60BF00"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">tress, tension and panic?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #60bf00"><span style="color: #60BF00"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Stress</span></span></strong></strong> is when wife is pregnant,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #60bf00"><span style="color: #60BF00"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Tension</span></span></strong></strong> is when girlfriend is pregnant, and</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #60bf00"><span style="color: #60BF00"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #99cc00"><span style="color: #99CC00"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Panic</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #60bf00"><span style="color: #60BF00"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> is when both are pregnant.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #60bf00"><span style="color: #60BF00"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">**********</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #4040ff"><span style="color: #4040FF"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Teacher:</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"> "u know the importance of period?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"></span></span><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #4040ff"><span style="color: #4040FF"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Kid:</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"> "Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away".</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">**********</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #c080ff"><span style="color: #C080FF">Women asked man who is traveling with six children, "All these kids are yours?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #c080ff"><span style="color: #C080FF">"No, Madam, I work in a condom factory & these are <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">customer</span></span></strong></strong> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">complaints".</span></span></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #c080ff"><span style="color: #C080FF"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">**********</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple">Son asks difference between <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">confidence</span></span></strong></strong> and <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">confidential</span></span></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dad </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">says," you are my son, I ' m <u>confident.</u> Your friend is also my son, that ' s <u>confidential!"</u></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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