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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Cracker" data-source="post: 1275026" data-attributes="member: 38405"><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">“”Helen was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">Helen wrote: “Looking for a man who wont beat me, wont leave me, and is excellent in bed.” ..</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">Several days went by and she hadnt gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">“Can I help you?” Helen asked.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">He said, “I am the man of your dreams!”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">Helen was baffled. She said, “Excuse me.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">“I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I cant beat you. I have no legs so I can never leave you.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">“But are you good in bed?” Helen asked.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">He replied, “How do you think I knocked on the door?!”"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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