“”Helen was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.
Helen wrote: “Looking for a man who wont beat me, wont leave me, and is excellent in bed.” ..
Several days went by and she hadnt gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.
“Can I help you?” Helen asked.
He said, “I am the man of your dreams!”
Helen was baffled. She said, “Excuse me.”
“I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I cant beat you. I have no legs so I can never leave you.”
“But are you good in bed?” Helen asked.
He replied, “How do you think I knocked on the door?!”"
Helen wrote: “Looking for a man who wont beat me, wont leave me, and is excellent in bed.” ..
Several days went by and she hadnt gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.
“Can I help you?” Helen asked.
He said, “I am the man of your dreams!”
Helen was baffled. She said, “Excuse me.”
“I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I cant beat you. I have no legs so I can never leave you.”
“But are you good in bed?” Helen asked.
He replied, “How do you think I knocked on the door?!”"
"How do you think i Knocked the Door" heheh
