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Message: <blockquote data-quote="KaalaGola" data-source="post: 13109803" data-attributes="member: 249733">This is an actual letter (taken from The Times of India ) in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement.Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I amseeing your advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper.So I decide to press myself on you and I am hopping you will make themarriage with me.I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from insidePatna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patnaonly. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , BeznaRoad . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My bodyis filled with hardness why because I am working hardly.I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am agood batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for theballing, all batters are running everywhere why because they areafraiding my balls. Balls are bouncing too much high. That is verydanger for them.I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I amhappy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and softbecause I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are ontop. That is how nice I am.I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other badthings. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because itnot good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fittingeveryday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything.Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how Ipumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outingeverywhere.I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everydayopen for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am livingwith myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my ownhands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that youwill come and take my things into your hands.Madam, if you are marrying me, I am telling you, I will be hardlyloving you everyday. If you are not marrying me then I will press youand press you until you come. I am at your feet and slowing looking up,with hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply why because I amstiff with excitement and anticipation.Expecting good answer and replies to me in the future.Namaste.Yours,Hiralal  ඉස්සුවේ බුකියෙන්</blockquote>

Verification: Hathara warak wissa keeyada? (Hathara wadi karanna 20)

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