This is an actual letter (taken from The Times of India ) in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement.
Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am
seeing your advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper.
So I decide to press myself on you and I am hopping you will make the
marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside
Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna
only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna
Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body
is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly.
I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a
good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the
balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are
afraiding my balls. Balls are bouncing too much high. That is very
danger for them.
I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am
happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft
because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on
top. That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad
things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it
not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting
everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything.
Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I
pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing
everywhere.
I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday
open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living
with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own
hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you
will come and take my things into your hands.
Madam, if you are marrying me, I am telling you, I will be hardly
loving you everyday. If you are not marrying me then I will press you
and press you until you come. I am at your feet and slowing looking up,
with hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply why because I am
stiff with excitement and anticipation.
Expecting good answer and replies to me in the future.
Namaste.
Yours,
Hiralal
ඉස්සුවේ බුකියෙන්
Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am
seeing your advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper.
So I decide to press myself on you and I am hopping you will make the
marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside
Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna
only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna
Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body
is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly.
I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a
good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the
balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are
afraiding my balls. Balls are bouncing too much high. That is very
danger for them.
I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am
happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft
because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on
top. That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad
things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it
not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting
everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything.
Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I
pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing
everywhere.
I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday
open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living
with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own
hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you
will come and take my things into your hands.
Madam, if you are marrying me, I am telling you, I will be hardly
loving you everyday. If you are not marrying me then I will press you
and press you until you come. I am at your feet and slowing looking up,
with hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply why because I am
stiff with excitement and anticipation.
Expecting good answer and replies to me in the future.
Namaste.
Yours,
Hiralal
ඉස්සුවේ බුකියෙන්
ඉතින් ඌ දන්න විදිහට ලියලා......
