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<blockquote data-quote="Alaya" data-source="post: 927016" data-attributes="member: 3897"><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Usually she slept through the class.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">she had her twenty-third child?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Again, Johnny came to the rescue.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The nun fainted.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Alaya, post: 927016, member: 3897"] [FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][SIZE="3"] Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' The nun fainted.[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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