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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Alaya" data-source="post: 927016" data-attributes="member: 3897"><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Usually she slept through the class.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">she had her twenty-third child?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Again, Johnny came to the rescue.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The nun fainted.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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