> >>>>MATHEMATICS
> >>>
> >>>Smart man + smart woman = romance
> >>>
> >>>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> >>>
> >>>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> >>>
> >>>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> >>>
> >>>Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> >>>
> >>>Smart boss + dumb employee = productiivty
> >>>
> >>>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> >>>
> >>>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>SHOPPING MATH
> >>>
> >>>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> >>>
> >>>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> >>>
> >>>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> >>>
> >>>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> >>>
> >>>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> >>>
> >>>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>HAPPINESS
> >>>
> >>>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
> >>>little.
> >>>
> >>>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
> >>>understand her at all.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>LONGEVITY
> >>>
> >>>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
> >>>more willing to die.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
> >>>
> >>>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> >>>
> >>>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
> >>>
> >>>A woman has the last word in any argument.
> >>>
> >>>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
> >>>
> >>>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
> >>>cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
> >>>the same thing to them at funerals.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU
> >>>KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
> >>>
> >>>Smart man + smart woman = romance
> >>>
> >>>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> >>>
> >>>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> >>>
> >>>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> >>>
> >>>Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> >>>
> >>>Smart boss + dumb employee = productiivty
> >>>
> >>>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> >>>
> >>>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>SHOPPING MATH
> >>>
> >>>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> >>>
> >>>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> >>>
> >>>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> >>>
> >>>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> >>>
> >>>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> >>>
> >>>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>HAPPINESS
> >>>
> >>>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
> >>>little.
> >>>
> >>>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
> >>>understand her at all.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>LONGEVITY
> >>>
> >>>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
> >>>more willing to die.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
> >>>
> >>>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> >>>
> >>>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
> >>>
> >>>A woman has the last word in any argument.
> >>>
> >>>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
> >>>
> >>>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
> >>>cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
> >>>the same thing to them at funerals.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU
> >>>KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
