Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Log in
Register
Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Menu
Install the app
Install
Forums
New posts
All threads
Latest threads
New posts
Trending threads
Trending
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New ads
New profile posts
Latest activity
Free Ads
Latest reviews
Search ads
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Contact us
Latest ads
RHCSA, RHCE, AWS, Docker, Kubernetes Training
Sanjeewani95
Updated:
Tuesday at 10:28 AM
🛡️ Kaspersky Antivirus – 1 Year / 1 Device | Rs. 2,300 | Only 9 Left
KSPathirana
Updated:
Monday at 2:42 PM
Ad icon
Professional CCTV Installation Service
Techguy231
Updated:
Sep 6, 2026
Ad icon
I'll research & write an article - Rs. 2000 onwards
Blogerwiki
Updated:
Sep 3, 2026
House Plan
lenura
Updated:
Sep 2, 2026
Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search
Reply to thread
Forums
General
ElaKiri Jokes
Maths
Get the App
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Jeewake" data-source="post: 5951732" data-attributes="member: 18787"><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, </strong></p><p><strong>"Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, </strong></p><p><strong>that son of a bitch is nine...."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, </strong></p><p><strong>"What are you doing?"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The little boy answered, </strong></p><p><strong>"I'm doing my math homework, Mom."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother </strong></p><p><strong>asked.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Yes," he answered.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, </strong></p><p><strong>"What are you teaching my son in math?"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The teacher replied, </strong></p><p><strong>"Right now, we are learning addition."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The mother asked, </strong></p><p><strong>"And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a </strong></p><p><strong>bitch is four?"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, </strong></p><p><strong>"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is </strong></p><p><strong>four </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jeewake, post: 5951732, member: 18787"] [B] A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four [/B] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Haya warak paha keeyada? (haya wadi kireema paha)
Post reply
Top
Bottom