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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Pagal" data-source="post: 2203100" data-attributes="member: 97277"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">Please Post your Comments (if ANY) in <strong>ENGLISH!!!</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Welcome to the Husband Store!!!</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">There is, however, a catch… <strong>offered only once in lifetime,</strong> you may choose any man from a particular floor, <strong>then you must exit,</strong> or choose to go up a floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building!</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">On the <strong>first floor</strong> the sign on the door reads:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>Floor 1:</strong> These men are well placed, have secured jobs, and are true believers</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">She goes to the second floor…</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">On the <strong>second floor</strong> the sign on the door reads:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>Floor 2:</strong> These men are well placed, have secured jobs, are true believers, and love kids</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">She goes to the third floor…</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">On the <strong>third floor</strong> the sign on the door reads:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>Floor 3:</strong> These men are well placed, have secured jobs, are true believers, love kids, and are extremely good looking</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.</strong> She goes to the fourth floor…</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">On the <strong>fourth floor</strong> the sign on the door reads:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>Floor 4:</strong> These men are well placed, have secured jobs, are true believers, love kids, are drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>“Oh, mercy me!”</strong> she exclaims, <strong>“I can hardly stand it!”</strong> Still, she goes to the fifth floor...</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">On the <strong>fifth floor</strong> the sign on the door reads:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>Floor 5:</strong> These men are well placed, have secured jobs, are true believers, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">She is so tempted to stay, but goes to the sixth floor...</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">On the <strong>sixth floor</strong> the sign on the door reads:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>Floor 6:</strong> You are visitor <strong>9,062,008</strong> to this floor. There are no men on this floor. <strong>This floor exists solely as a proof that women are impossible to please</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>Please send this mail to all women who can handle the truth</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Pagal, post: 2203100, member: 97277"] [SIZE=3][COLOR=red]Please Post your Comments (if ANY) in [B]ENGLISH!!![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][B]Welcome to the Husband Store!!![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]There is, however, a catch… [B]offered only once in lifetime,[/B] you may choose any man from a particular floor, [B]then you must exit,[/B] or choose to go up a floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building![/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]On the [B]first floor[/B] the sign on the door reads:[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black][B]Floor 1:[/B] These men are well placed, have secured jobs, and are true believers[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3]She goes to the second floor…[/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]On the [B]second floor[/B] the sign on the door reads:[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black][B]Floor 2:[/B] These men are well placed, have secured jobs, are true believers, and love kids[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3]She goes to the third floor…[/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]On the [B]third floor[/B] the sign on the door reads:[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black][B]Floor 3:[/B] These men are well placed, have secured jobs, are true believers, love kids, and are extremely good looking[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black][B]“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.[/B] She goes to the fourth floor…[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]On the [B]fourth floor[/B] the sign on the door reads:[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black][B]Floor 4:[/B] These men are well placed, have secured jobs, are true believers, love kids, are drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black][B]“Oh, mercy me!”[/B] she exclaims, [B]“I can hardly stand it!”[/B] Still, she goes to the fifth floor...[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]On the [B]fifth floor[/B] the sign on the door reads:[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black][B]Floor 5:[/B] These men are well placed, have secured jobs, are true believers, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]She is so tempted to stay, but goes to the sixth floor...[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]On the [B]sixth floor[/B] the sign on the door reads:[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black][B]Floor 6:[/B] You are visitor [B]9,062,008[/B] to this floor. There are no men on this floor. [B]This floor exists solely as a proof that women are impossible to please[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day![/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black][B]Please send this mail to all women who can handle the truth[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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