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<blockquote data-quote="msuri" data-source="post: 7163411" data-attributes="member: 217602"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>These are Girls profiles taken from a matrimonial website. </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a Profile description as everything is straight from the heart! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Disclaimer: We are not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this post</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single I don't have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I am not a good education but I working all field in bangalore .. If u like me u welcome to my heart... When ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Thanks </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Yours Regards Sowmya ~*~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>(Truly yours) </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I want very simple boy. From Brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>(What Homework?)</strong> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than I. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Because I love myself a lot. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">(The dilwale dulhaniya effect) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I am simple girl. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow I am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)</strong> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...) </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL, WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">THEY ARE </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>(all of us are loughing {laughing}) </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants) </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ? </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I love my patner I marriage the patner ok I search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome") </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I am pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">( Confused ????? ) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">My name is farhanbegum and I am unmarried. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">(height of desperation! J ) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Iam kanandevi. I do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">(No comments) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">(Plz ? For gods sake ask somebody ?s help in framing sentence ) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Hello I am a good charactarised woman. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I want to run my life happily.I divorced my first husband. His character is not good'. I expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there anything like that.)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. I like social service. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">(Zebra..???) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">(Gosh!!!!!!! ! She knows her heart color) </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="msuri, post: 7163411, member: 217602"] [SIZE="3"][B]These are Girls profiles taken from a matrimonial website. [/B] Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a Profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer: We are not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this post ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single I don't have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but I working all field in bangalore .. If u like me u welcome to my heart... When ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks Yours Regards Sowmya ~*~ [B](Truly yours) [/B] ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ I want very simple boy. From Brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework [B](What Homework?)[/B] ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than I. Because I love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ I am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow I am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot [B](I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)[/B] ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ I want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast [B](by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...) [/B] ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL, WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH. I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE 1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD. 2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION 3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. [B](all of us are loughing {laughing}) [/B] ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp [B](I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants) Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ? [/B] ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ I love my patner I marriage the patner ok I search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok [B](I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome") [/B] ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ I am pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?) ( Confused ????? ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ My name is farhanbegum and I am unmarried. Pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation! J ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Iam kanandevi. I do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred. (No comments) (Plz ? For gods sake ask somebody ?s help in framing sentence ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Hello I am a good charactarised woman. I want to run my life happily.I divorced my first husband. His character is not good'. I expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted..?? ?) (Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there anything like that.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. I like social service. (Zebra..???) (Gosh!!!!!!! ! She knows her heart color) [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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