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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ishan.fdo" data-source="post: 16084095" data-attributes="member: 401002"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Virginity is like a Balloon, one prick and it's gone for ever!</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Sex is like a pack of Chips, once you start you....can't stop ..!</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>An Exam paper is like a Dick .., when it.  hard...people get fucked!</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and  your hardwork .....! ..Success is like masturbating, only your own hand  can let you achieve it! So basically life is........PORNOGRAPHY</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>  |</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>  |\</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>  |  \</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>   8====D</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>  |  \                  </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>  |    \_               </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong> Some true facts..lol..</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>1. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples... POINTLESS !</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong> 2. A Fact: Fuck a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she Fucks you:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>  3. MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman  faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote:  'Pulse' passed:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong> 4. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to: Hang Till Death !</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>5. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Girl: Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up:</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>=</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>6. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence...</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>A Pregnant Prostitute;</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>=</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>7. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then.. Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!:</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>=</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>8. If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex....!!!..</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">hodainam dannava ne <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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