May 2016 Clash of Clans update!

[twisted]

FUCK YEAH!!

 

[Yahoowa]

Don't play those toddler games. Man up bro..

 

[Blazkowicz]

3x 2x faster training ai danne na

 

[twisted]

gone are the times you waited 45 minutes for your Golem or pekka!

 

[Blazkowicz]

ado meka permanent ne, limited time ekakata newe

 

[twisted]

ado meka permanent ne, limited time ekakata newe

apparently yes, almost too good to be true

 

[twisted]

Don't play those toddler games. Man up bro..

I'd man up and fuck my gf or cousin or both first

 

[twisted]

from COC site

We have a small balancing update going out that is all about time! Full armies will be ready much faster, the Bowler gets a minor buff, and matchmaking search timeouts have been increased for top players.
• 2x faster brewing for all Spells
• 2x faster training for Dragon, Witch and Wall Breaker
• 3x faster training for Golem, Lava Hound and P.E.K.K.A
• Hugely reduced Hero regeneration times
• Faster training also for Balloon, Wizard, Healer, Valkyrie and Bowler
We're looking to get players battling with full and well-balanced armies much more often than before. Waiting several hours for heavy armies will be a thing of the past. Army building boosts still provide a 4x speed boost atop this - blazing fast!

• Gameplay balance: Bowler starts attacking much faster when reaching a target
The Bowler landed a bit softer than he would have liked. While we continue to watch how strategies evolve with this new troop, a faster first-attack speed (similar to the recent Valkyrie buff) will make sure Bowlers don't lag behind the rest of the army.

• Maximum timeout searching for opponents raised from 5 to 30 minutes
This change mainly affects players at very high Trophy counts who are familiar with waiting in the clouds for targets. Previously, the game would ask you to tap a “Retry” button after a 5-minute matchmaking timeout. Now that tap is only required every 30 minutes to keep on searching.

 

[Yahoowa]

I'd man up and fuck my gf or cousin or both first

That was irrelevant.
I admit my defeat in that section

 

[Sub Zer0]

FUCK YEAH!!

Y u No join SL Dragonz

 

[urajdrlk]

ට්විස්ටඩ් මාමි.... ඔයා COC ගහනවැයි....?? ඔයාගේ සහචරයා..... (ඔව් ඔව් අර ඔයත් එක්ක එකට ත්‍රේඩ් වල ඉංග්‍රීසියෙන් බඩ යන ඩෑල් එක ) අද දවල් මේ පැත්තේ ආවා..... මෝෆෝස් කියාගෙන......

 

[urajdrlk]

Dragon / Spell ට්‍රේනින් ටයිම් එක අඩු කරපු එක නම් ලොකු දෙයක්.....

 

[twisted]

That was irrelevant.
I admit my defeat in that section

Y u No join SL Dragonz

already a part of my friends' clan bro..

btw sl dragonz is awesome, just checked em out..wuts your name there?

 

[twisted]

ට්විස්ටඩ් මාමි.... ඔයා COC ගහනවැයි....?? ඔයාගේ සහචරයා..... (ඔව් ඔව් අර ඔයත් එක්ක එකට ත්‍රේඩ් වල ඉංග්‍රීසියෙන් බඩ යන ඩෑල් එක ) අද දවල් මේ පැත්තේ ආවා..... මෝෆෝස් කියාගෙන......

lolz yeahh been playing since last sept..

who kosandpol? too bad he don't drink

Dragon / Spell ට්‍රේනින් ටයිම් එක අඩු කරපු එක නම් ලොකු දෙයක්.....

I was cooking Golem outa only one dark barrack..this makes my life a whole lot easier

 

[Sub Zer0]

already a part of my friends' clan bro..

btw sl dragonz is awesome, just checked em out..wuts your name there?

Same username, SubZer0

 

[Hyaenidae]

Any Boom Beach players?
COC sucks big time compared to boom beach

 

[Elysium]

Dragon / Spell ට්‍රේනින් ටයිම් එක අඩු කරපු එක නම් ලොකු දෙයක්.....

and wizees