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<blockquote data-quote="kungpupanda" data-source="post: 13681433" data-attributes="member: 404084"><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px">Wife says 2 husband:</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px">W:Come help with the garden.</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px">Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px">W:Come fix the toilet faucet.</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px">H:What do u think I am?a plumber?</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px">W:Come fix the door handle.</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px">H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"> The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px">The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">Wife:What do u think I am??</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">Macdonalds??? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kungpupanda, post: 13681433, member: 404084"] :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [LEFT][SIZE=4]Wife says 2 husband: W:Come help with the garden. Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener? W:Come fix the toilet faucet. H:What do u think I am?a plumber? W:Come fix the door handle. H:What do u think I am?a carpenter? The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it? The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options... [/SIZE][/LEFT] [SIZE=4]Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him... [/SIZE][SIZE=4] Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!! [/SIZE][SIZE=4] Wife:What do u think I am?? [/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4] Macdonalds??? :lol::lol::lol::lol: [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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