Me SMS tikat Balanna

[SK143]

SMS INSULTS (DONT MISS THIS)

Hi, Dial 119 & sing...
"pissa mu pissa mu,pissu poosa mu"
& win a free trip to Welikada jail For 3 Months.
first 10 winners wil b given a white shirt.Hurry!

Vtxteachothercoz..
Uthink
Imnice
Ithink ur nice
üthinkImcool
Ithinkü rcool
üthinkImsweet
Ithinkü rsweet
üthinkImsmart
Ithinkü rRIGHT!


This msg can only be read by a SEXY person:
...............
Try again......
...............
Sorry, i guess your just not sexy...
...............
HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!

Love is sweet
Love is golthen
Love should be mathe in the back of a holthen.
If you dont like it,
If you get bored,
Become a homosexual and root in a ford

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother

some love one
some love two
i love one that is u
but dont be proud
i love monkeys too!

One day theere was a meeting in da forrest,
atenthed by tigrs, horses, lions etc.
but da meeting hasnt started, cuz da munky is reading dis message!

Learn from the mistakes of yr parents......always use a condom!

the fluffy clouds may kiss the sky
the rose may kiss the butterfly
the morning thew may kiss da grass
but u my friend can kiss my ass

man love woman is usual but monkey can read sms is amazing

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?

 

[BRAINY]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[dewasmitha]

 

[Sahan_se]

EK machan

 

[Bgalajee]

 

[coolbigc]

Thanks mate.. this is very helpful..... Thanks again.....

 

[SK143]

Thanks mate.. this is very helpful..... Thanks again.....

Any time bro

 

[nadeeraroshan]

he he.........

 

[shehanD]

Big thks............

 

[Eros]

Ela

 

[Kalindugayan]

elama thama

 

[dhanushka7171]

Maxxaaa

 

[milindasenarath]

 

[kasunsankalpana]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[dhanushka7171]

Elaaaaaa

 

[hul2000]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?

 

[shirands]

Ado Diz a essay,nt a SMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MAX200]

Ela Bro