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<blockquote data-quote="SK143" data-source="post: 1121465" data-attributes="member: 64971"><p><strong>SMS INSULTS (DONT MISS THIS)</strong></p><p></p><p>Hi, Dial 119 & sing...</p><p>"pissa mu pissa mu,pissu poosa mu"</p><p>& win a free trip to Welikada jail For 3 Months.</p><p>first 10 winners wil b given a white shirt.Hurry!</p><p> </p><p>Vtxteachothercoz..</p><p>Uthink</p><p>Imnice</p><p>Ithink ur nice</p><p>üthinkImcool</p><p>Ithinkü rcool</p><p>üthinkImsweet</p><p>Ithinkü rsweet</p><p>üthinkImsmart</p><p>Ithinkü rRIGHT!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">This msg can only be read by a SEXY person:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">...............</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Try again......</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">...............</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Sorry, i guess your just not sexy...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">...............</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Love is sweet</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Love is golthen</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Love should be mathe in the back of a holthen.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If you dont like it,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If you get bored,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Become a homosexual and root in a ford</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Ask your mother</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">some love one </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">some love two </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">i love one that is u</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">but dont be proud </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">i love monkeys too!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">One day theere was a meeting in da forrest, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">atenthed by tigrs, horses, lions etc. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">but da meeting hasnt started, cuz da munky is reading dis message!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Learn from the mistakes of yr parents......always use a condom!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the fluffy clouds may kiss the sky</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the rose may kiss the butterfly</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the morning thew may kiss da grass</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">but u my friend can kiss my ass</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">man love woman is usual but monkey can read sms is amazing</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Roses are red, violets are blue, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SK143, post: 1121465, member: 64971"] [b]SMS INSULTS (DONT MISS THIS)[/b] Hi, Dial 119 & sing... "pissa mu pissa mu,pissu poosa mu" & win a free trip to Welikada jail For 3 Months. first 10 winners wil b given a white shirt.Hurry! Vtxteachothercoz.. Uthink Imnice Ithink ur nice üthinkImcool Ithinkü rcool üthinkImsweet Ithinkü rsweet üthinkImsmart Ithinkü rRIGHT! [FONT=Arial]This msg can only be read by a SEXY person: ............... Try again...... ............... Sorry, i guess your just not sexy... ............... HEY! dont force it, ugly!!![/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Love is sweet Love is golthen Love should be mathe in the back of a holthen. If you dont like it, If you get bored, Become a homosexual and root in a ford[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Ask your mother[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]some love one some love two i love one that is u but dont be proud i love monkeys too![/FONT] [FONT=Arial]One day theere was a meeting in da forrest, [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]atenthed by tigrs, horses, lions etc. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]but da meeting hasnt started, cuz da munky is reading dis message![/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Learn from the mistakes of yr parents......always use a condom![/FONT] [FONT=Arial]the fluffy clouds may kiss the sky the rose may kiss the butterfly the morning thew may kiss da grass but u my friend can kiss my ass[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]man love woman is usual but monkey can read sms is amazing[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Roses are red, violets are blue, [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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