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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lord Voldermort" data-source="post: 3057050" data-attributes="member: 127170">> Lesbian :> > At a party a Mervin Silva sees a beautiful girl and invites> her to dance> with him...> Mervin Silva : Can I dance with you?> The Girl : I'm sorry I'm a lesbian..> Mervin Silva : It's ok. It's ok.. I'm a THOMIAN> >       * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> * * * * * * * *> * *> Marriage :> > > Mervin Silva's Girl Friend: I'm one year older than> you....will it bad for> our marriage?> Mervin Silva : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next> year.> >       * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> * * * * * * * *> * * *> Hidden Camera's :> > Mrs.Mervin Silva caught Mervin Silva searching high and low> all around his> living room.> Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'What are you searching for?'> Mr. Mervin Silva: 'Hidden cameras!'> Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'And what makes you think that there> are hidden> cameras here?'> Mr. Mervin Silva: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I> am doing. Every> few minutes he keeps saying, 'You are> > watching Rupavahini channel'. How does he know> that?'> >       * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> * * * * * * * *> * * *> Relaxing :> > Mervin Silva was enjoying the sun at the beach in America .> > A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'> Mervin Silva answered, 'No, I am Mervin Silva'> Another guy came and asked him the same question.> Mervin Silva answered, 'No! No! Me Mervin Silva!'> A third one came and asked him the same question again.> Mervin Silva was totally annoyed and decided to shift his> place.> While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.> He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'> The other man was a lot more educated and answered,> 'Yes, I am relaxing.'> Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid,> idiot. Everyone is> looking for you and you are sitting over here!'> >       * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> * * * * * * * *> * * *> Heaven :> > Mervin Silva died and went to heaven.> When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that> new rules are> in effect due to the advances in education on          > earth.  In order to> gain admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:> >       1. Name two days of the week that begin with> 'T'.>       2. How many seconds are there in a year?> > Mervin Silva thought for a few minutes and answered.>       1. The two days of the week that begin with> 'T' are Today and> Tomorrow.>       2. There are 12 seconds in a year.> > Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and> Tomorrow answer, even though> it's not the answer I expected. But how> > did you get 12 seconds in a year?'> > Mervin Silva replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,> March 2nd, etc...'> > Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.> >       * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> * * * * * * * *> * *> The Wash Basin :> > Mervin Silva goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.> After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing> the basin> instead...> The manager comes running and asks him,'Sir, what are> you doing?'> Mervin Silva replies, 'Read this board here, it says> `Wash Basin'.'> >       * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> * * * * * * * *> * * *> English Exam :> > Mervin Silva finished his English exam and came out.> His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied,> 'Exam was okay, but> for the past tense of THINK, I thought,           thought,> and thought, at> last I wrote THUNK!!!'> >       * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> * * * * * * * *> * *> Answer the following questions in brief :> > Mervin Silva is appearing for his University final> examination.> He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the> question paper> for five minutes and then in a fit of inspiration> > takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He> then removes his> shirt and throws it away as well, followed         by his> pants, socks and> watch.> The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is> going on.> 'I am only following the instructions here,' he> says, 'it says here, `Answer> the following questions in brief'.'> >       * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> * * * * * * * *> * * *> Essay :> > The English teacher told all the students in the class to> write an essay> on a cricket match. All were busy writing except> > Mervin Silva.> He had written. 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!! '> >       * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> * * * * * * * *> * *> The Postman :> > The Postman: 'I have to come 5 miles to deliver you> this parcel.'> Mervin Silva: 'Why did you come so far? Instead you> could have posted it.'> >       * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> * * * * * * * *> * * *> Coffee Shop :> > Mervin Silva and his wife went to a coffee shop .> Mervin Silva said, 'Hurry Up Drink> quickly.....!!!'.> His wife asked, ' why...???'> Mervin Silva said, 'Hot Coffee Rs.5 and Cold Coffee Rs.> 10'.> >       * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> * * * * * * * *> * * *> Letter to his Son :> > Mervin Silva was writing something very slowly.> A friend came and askes, 'Why are you writing so> slowly?'> Mervin Silva replies, 'I'm writing to my 6 year old> son,... he can't read> very fast.'> >       * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> * * * * * * * *> * * *> How I Look When Im Sleeping :> > Mervin Silva was standing in front of the mirror with his> eyes closed.> His wife sees this and asks: What you are doing.....????> Mervin Silva replies, I'm seeing how I look while> I'm sleeping....!!!Sorry if a Repost.</blockquote>

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